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Me vs. CSEA: Part I

Me:	"Hi. I've got--"
Her:	"That's not us."
Me:	"But...but you don't know wh--"
Her:	"I think you meant to call someone else. Maybe CSpan? The letters are really similar."
Me:	"Uh...no, no I think I'm supposed to talk to y--"
Her:	"Social?"
Me:	"xxx-xx-xxxx. My name is Dan--"
Her:	"We don't do that, the court does."
Me:	"Do what?"
Her:	"What you're asking."
Me:	"I haven't asked y--"
Her:	"Print those forms out."
Me:	"What forms?"
Her:	"How can I help you?"
Me:	"Are you a monkey?"
Her:	"Bingo. So, we can't give you those forms because you didn't file them, and they've got her personal information on them."
Me:	"Right. But she's on Facebook, so all that personal information is already on 50 million harddrives."
Her:	"Good point. But we don't do that."
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